Top Ten Signs That Summer is Way Too Hot

You know something is wrong when taking a shower is always in your mind every hour. And when your conversation always include the keyword:INIT. But to quell your thirst and summer hatred, let me share you why we're lucky, it's not yet an inferno.

Top Ten Signs That Summer is Way Too Hot

10. The Aircon Temperature knob says:" Hot/ Spicy/ Chili"

9. Spongebob Squarepants lost his Bikini Bottom home.

8. Fever episodes was just removed from the list of medical diagnosis.

7. Iceman died while sleeping.

6. 1,430 people/minute ran out of breath due to repetitive curses and complaints of "ANG INEEEET!!!SHEEET!"

5. Taking a bath is disallowed. Since you'll be sweating soon enough anyway, it's useless.

4. Halo-halo and Ice cream are now extinct.

3. Porn was disallowed due to contributing factors of global warming.(and population problem).

2. The Human Torch was hospitalized due to heat stroke

1. Satan took a city-day trip. He went back to hell in 5 minutes.