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Formspring: "=/ one of m balls just fell out of my sack, theres blood and semen everywhere and my testicle has just been grazed with cheese grater, help?"

Thanks for the question, finally i could share an expert advice.

1. Wash it with vinegar. Makes it less bloodier (semenier?)
2. Rub a generous amount of salt. Makes it less smelly, and creates a barrier for the remaining sack.
3. Wipe off the goo and dripping stuff, then burn it to flames. Makes up for the drama effect.
4. With the cheese grater, just use it to the remaining ball.
5. Just place an icepack, sit on a couch and watch Big Bang Theory marathons.

Hope that helps out your ball off the sack problem Anon. Cheer up!

P.s. Oh how I love answering anonymous people's questions ;p

5 comments

  1. kaadikan lang hahaha...pero sakit nun ha! hehe

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  2. medyo may tama lang ng konti ung nagtanong noh? haha! parang ewan lang..

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  3. Errrk. Nangingiwi ako habang binabasa ko ito.

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