8.2.14

Is Your Valentine’s Day Colder Than The Winter Olympics?

The 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia have begun! It's a cold, chilly winter out there, but could it get any worse? Guess what, Valentine's Day is just a week behind! 




'DATE ME! PLEASE?! '

Here's a checklist to see if it's time to get some passion into action. Have a look if your Valentine's Day is colder than the Winter Olympics!


  1. You heard the song 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...', you stood still.
  2. You texted yourself. You did not reply back.
  3. You posted your selfie photo. No one ‘liked’ it.
  4. You drive a car. You asked ‘What’s a passenger seat?’
  5. You sang all the duet songs in the karaoke, by yourself.
  6. You had to return the microwavable meal back to the grocery, because it ‘SERVES 2.’
  7. You finally got the highest score in the flappy bird game, in the whole world.
  8. Your own cat went out for a date and left you at home.
  9. You changed your internet name to 'FROZEN.'
  10. You told your parents you DO have a date this Valentine's Day, they laughed hard. On the floor. Rolling.




'Meet my cool date!'

If you scored 4 or more out of 10, you need to go out and dance like no one is watching call your friends and family ASAP. Have a date with them! Do something different and memorable. And just wait until the clock strikes 12:01AM, and it will be February 15. 

Just hang in there buddy!

**all photos from here.

2 comments

  1. ang sad pala ng valentines ko lol

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    1. wag naman ganun paps. pwede din naman daw itulog na lang ang araw na iyon. jk!

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