28.4.15

How to spot an Avenger in your Workplace


Marvel has released the sequel to the 2012's successful The Avengers this year which is titled Avengers: Age of Ultron. 



Still lost on who's who and who does what? Well, just look around, in your workplace in particular. There will be an Avenger or two that you'd be pretty familiar with. Here's a quick guide on How to spot an Avenger in your Workplace.



The Nick Fury - S.H.I.E.L.D. Commander

The Boss. 
The foul-mouthed, psychotic egotistical individual that everybody listens to. 
Whether he’s ready to give you an ass-whooping at a drop of the hat, 
you know he’ll move mountains to back you up. 
Unless you screw up your job.


The Capt. America - The soldier 

Ever the reliable soldier, he will do what it takes to be the most effective leader. 
He’s a boy scout and will do everything in the right way. 
His ageless, old-school goodness can be too much for the rest of the team.


The Iron Man - Genius

The rock star of the group. He drinks, he parties, he’s a douche. 
But when the chips are down, his brains finally kick in and able to get the job in completion. 
Wealth is optional, but ego is worth billions.


The Thor - god of thunder

The buffed guy who’d care more about his hair and goatee than the papers on his desk. 
He carefully moves around so his clothing don’t wrinkle the wrong way. 
He likes to have his presence felt in the room like a greek god would. 




The Hawkeye - Exceptional marksman

Always hits the target. Satisfies the quota set and given to him. 
Deadlines are nothing to him. 
His eye for details are similar to a highly trained tactician. 
Not necessarily hits well with romantic conquests.


The Black Widow - Highly trained spy and combatant

Whoever who’d look hot and great in a black leather suit. 
But watch out, she’d snap your neck just because it’s fun.



The Quicksilver - Superhuman speed

Way too quick for anyone to catch up with. 
First to leave the work area. 
First to go for that yosi break. 
First to run away from bills...


The Scarlet Witch - Reality Warping

She can manipulate minds with ease. 
The chismosa of the group. 
She eats rumours for breakfast. 
She usually causes teams to destroy one another.



The Hulk - Superhuman strength and Immortality

Trust me, you won’t like it when he/she is angry.
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Those are just some of them. If you find some more, please spread the word and warn the others!

Note: It won't be surprising to know you have more than 1 Hulk in the area at any given time.


2 comments

  1. well, this just even remind me more about school! specially THOR-eal, i have that kind of classmate, gym buff, dont use powder for his face (just tissue papaer), always good looking. Hahahahahhaahhaha, never met the witch though, and so if she is, in real life she's not a professional team mate. :)

    i discovered a lot about my officemates though! haha

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    1. I heard there are more 'Scarlet Witches' lurking in schools. Not sure if they out-number the Thor-eals though.

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