I met this cat online. Because, why not? We had a previous chat on varying themes and topics when every rhyme and reason from humans are just out of sync. He goes by the name 'Cat-Chatter', and he was very opinionated on films, pop-up ads and selfies HERE.
I was lucky again this time, since I have these burning questions that I could not just ask an ordinary person at any time. Sometimes when ideologies cease to agree and to be in line, a cat is always a chat away.
Me : Hey 😆✌️ *peace sign emoji*
Cat-Chatter: 🙀 *shocked cat emoji*
Me: Is that a good thing or what
CC: *thumbs up emoji*
Me: Ok then. It's been a while. Let's start right away. Us humans have been debating on this. I'm pretty sure you're aware of the latest US Court ruling: Allowing same-sex marriages in all of its states. The LGBT rejoiced, some are upset about it. Some just apathetic perhaps. What's your take?
CC: Really? You humans are amusing...
Me: Umm...and? Aside from us being amusing to your cat population?
CC: I just want to scratch a pole. And to be stroked.
Me: What does that even mean! Is that cryptic or what? Trying to find the deeper meaning of that. Do we need to be 'stroked' in terms of to be in touch with our feelings and sensibilities?
CC: See, that's your problem as humans (and as YOU yourself, ha!) You all either under-react or over-react on things. It's great to have that ruling for a certain group that has been actively trying to gain more respect and recognition on a certain country. Now, whether they come up with debates on that ruling, sure.
If people bring up religion on the debate, (you DON'T want me to start on religion okay) it's the same the other way around. Would you like somebody shoving a religious belief that you don't agree down your mouth?
Me: Umm..no?
CC: Then don't try to shove your opinion on somebody else's throat either. You know what you humans need to 'over-react on? Killings. That sounds WAY more horrible.
Me: Well..ok fair enough.
CC: Now, it is great to be happy for other people. Arguments about lawmakers making 'law for men' and not 'law of God' will never end.
Here's one historical fact: Slavery was once deemed legal. Then again, women were not allowed to vote either. I'll leave it at that.
Me: Points taken. Let's try to lighten up a bit. Do you believe in #LoveWins campaign?
CC: If love doesn't win, then what does? Spread the love! Love us cats! The world needs more love, cats and cat treats! #LoveCats *rainbow emojis*
Me: I'm not surprised. Thanks for the chat.
CC: *laughing cat emoji* #LoveCats
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If you ever get lost or stumped to find answers in your questions for the universe, just chat with a cat. You might just hear what you do and do NOT want to hear. :)
For those having issues with facebook and other sites bombarded with rainbows, I could not forget this dude who loved double rainbows.
WHOOOOOA!
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